Barbarian
Does my evening gown make my muscles look big?
Fighter
Just a big cock.
Rogue
Maybe someday he'll get lucky. Maybe.
Druid
Likes it when people contribute.
Cleric
Proprietor and Waitress
Finren owns and operates the Wrong Turn Tavern and Inn. Gregarious and outgoing. Cares for his customers almost as much as his tavern. Margrette is the fiesty teenage daughter of Finren. She works as a waitress but is known to be a bit "clumsy" at times. Drinks have been spilled and serving trays accidentally dropped on patrons who weren't careful with their manners.
Barmaid
Elsbeth has been with the Wrong Turn Tavern for decades. She worked for Finren's father when he owned and operated the tavern. Friendly but doesn't take any guff from the patrons.
Bartender
Shrewd and wise bartender. Listens intently to the stories of her customers before speaking.
Power couple
She is the beautiful but elusive wife of the Burgomaster. She is the unofficial treasurer and actuary of Embermist Hollow. Quiet and reclusive. Considered by the villagers as royalty and is afforded the highest respect. Her noble family has stewarded the village for centuries. He is the extravagant Mayor of Embermist Hollow. Pompous and arrogant. Runs the village through the sheer force of his oversized personality. He loves being the center of attention and surrounds himself with sycophants and yes-men. Nothing in Embermist Hollow happens without his consent.
Chief Constable
Extremely serious elven Constable. The security of Embermist Hollow is his top and only concern. Elderly even for an elf. He has little patience and is not to be trifled with.
Half-Dwarven cleric and herbologist
Kind but direct. Deeply cares for the villagers and their well being. Extremely loyal to her friends. You do not want to be on her bad side.
Perpetual patron
A seemingly ever-present gruff customer who loves ale. Tells impressive stories about his exploits to anyone who will listen. But are these just the embellished tavern tales of an old lonely dwarf, or something more?
Courier
Half-elf patron. Usually sits near Norrim. Loves impressing fellow patrons with his usually useless knowledge of Faerun. But every now-and-then, something useful is imparted, if one has the patience to listen and the wisdom to discern.
Village Artificer
Gnomish inventor and conspiracy theorist. Convinced that dark forces are at work in Embermist Hollow. If only anyone would listen to him.
Mistress of the Thieves Guild
Little is known about "Lady" Tenebrae. The Guild operates in complete secrecy much to the irritation of Constable Rennin.
Monk of the Storm
Perpetually drunk. Mischievous prankster. Known to stop fighting midway through a battle to sit down and share a drink with his opponents.
Bouncer
Hired at the insistence of the mayor to protect the tavern from "Riff-raff"
Co-Masters of the Lamplighter Guild
Twin halflings. When trouble appears, these two always manage to be close behind.
Procurer of goods
He appears when you least expect and disappears when you need him most.
Assassin
A very unprepared and stupid assassin hunting big game. But he's getting better...
Iron Golem
Found lost in the woods. Being restored by Cotterpin, at some expense.